Do you have someone who wants a hippopotamus for Christmas? Do you, or someone you love have fond memories of the 20+ year-old House Hippo PSA on Canadian television? Do you enjoy having useful knick-knacks which are heavy and have some heft to them? Do you have bottles that have caps which need opening?

Then the Cast Iron House Hippo Bottle Opener is what you’re looking for!

– House Hippo bottle openers are a respectable 4.75″ in length and tower over pens and ladybugs at 2.5″ high
– House Hippo bottle openers weigh approximately 10.4 oz

(Rice Road Greenhouses is not responsible for stolen socks, annoyed pets, or footprints left in peanut butter toast which may result from housing a House Hippo Bottle Opener)